If ever a person could do everything wrong, it would be me.
1. Not allow enough time to get to the gate? Check.
(Last person to board on both flights)
2. Inability to read carry-on rules? Check.
(I got the part about 3 oz limit somehow missed the IN A CLEAR PLASTIC BAG part.
Bitch even took my toothpaste!)
And yet— the angels totally had my back cause here I am.
and dolphins? you can ditto that.